The Unbearable Lightness of Being

But they only laughed again. "Needing to pee is perfectly normal!" they said. "You'll go on feeling that kind of thing for a long time yet. Like a person who has an arm cut off and keeps feeling it's there. We may have not a single drop of pee left in us, but we keep needing to pee."

- Mommy... When someone tells you that everything is gonna be alright, is it always true?
- Don't know, son. Why is that?
- I had a dream yesterday. A dream that an angel came to me. It was so beatiful, mommy.
- That's gorgeous, son. But what does it have to do with your first question?
- So, the angel came to me. I had wide white wings. It shinned blindly. He saw I was sad... Then, he told me that everything was gonna be alright.
- Why were you sad, son?
- Dunno, mommy. Do you know?
- How would I know?
- You are my mommy.
- That doeasn't mean anything.
- Mommy?
- Yes.
- Do angels exist?
- They exist if you want to.
- So I'm going to meet with the angel I met last night. I wanna talk to him better.
- Ok, son. Now it's time to sleep. Sleep tight, sweetheart.
- Thanks mom. Tomorrow I'll tell you more about the angel.
- OK.

Quite Queer

Everything fits in as if it were a puzzle. Quite queer, indeed.

is willing to cry for something really silly a sin?

Bitterness

I tried to take it off my mind. I tried to forget it using all the methods someone could have ever imagined. However, it is still inside me. Not a single drop of it is out. Had I known it would be this bitter, I wouldn't have tasted it. I wouldn't have tasted it at all. Sometimes, I just hate being here...

- So much more dismay in empty eyes.

The Hiker

It was a dark freezing cold night. Those nights when the sky is black and Earth is white, covered up by clear snow. He'd already been wandering around for hours, and nothing. I mean, he wasn't looking for something in special (it could be said that he wasn't searching for nothing at all), but a sign of life'd be good. He sat on a rock after sweeping out the snow that was on top of it. Suddenly, he saw a very shiny glow on the sky. It wasn't the moon... And it couldn't be a star as the glow was crawling torwards him. He wanted to touch it. He wanted to have it for his own. So he waited a little longer just to see if he could grab that beautiful thing in the sky. It didn't seem it was going to arrive to his hands so soon after some time waiting. It finally got to Earth, it landed on the snow. The man looked at it, grab it with his hands and appreciated, for some minutes, its beauty. After that, he threw the glow back in the snow and kept on walking without an aim, just... Walking.

O legal é quebrar o tabu e a formalidade, mas, se todos os fizerem, ai nao é mais legal.

You shouldve been, I couldve been a better son

We like eating at Kentucky Fried Chiken!

Not

Cheshire Cat

You see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now, I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.

Nota:

Me esqueça por um dia e,
antes que reapareça,
tenha certeza de que eu desapareci...

(por completo)

sleep tight

to me.

Respectfully.

Pancake recipe

Grab the preapared dough and, to soften it, throw it several times on the wall untill it gets as soft as necessary. After that, make the dough penis-shapped and bake it in the oven. Eat it with condensed milk.

What if it is?

Phantoms always protect me from the pure-evil angels. I asure you that, we can go to sleep now, have sweet and sugary nightmares.

- That's not the way it was supposed to be.

A culpa

Ter algo tão consumista é um fato curioso. Se eu pudesse, criaria barreiras inquebráveis para não ser consumido e, por instância, devorado por algo tão abstrato. De fato, como algo tão curioso pode ser, ao mesmo tempo, tão maléfico? É uma palavra forte, observa. É uma coisa muito... curiosa.

- A plack that reads 'Here lies Poor Old Jack' .